Who is somebody you would love to see naked?

My doctor. He's very hot.

by Anonymousreply 3July 14, 2020 3:07 AM

I'm not really hot for him, but I've always been curious what Jake G's cock looks like. Is it fat, surrounded by a lush bush? Pencil thin, surrounded by razor bumps?

by Anonymousreply 6July 14, 2020 3:09 AM

Victor Oquendo of ABC News.

Steven Romo of ABC13/Houston.

by Anonymousreply 11July 14, 2020 3:18 AM

Henry Cavill, Christian Bale

by Anonymousreply 12July 14, 2020 3:19 AM

Tony Dokoupil from CBS This Morning.

by Anonymousreply 16July 14, 2020 3:22 AM

Jeremy Diamond. CNN. He looks like he’d throw a mean fuck. I often wonder if Anderson has sampled those charms.....

by Anonymousreply 22July 14, 2020 3:26 AM

Jared Padalecki (actor, plays character Sam Winchester on Supernatural)

by Anonymousreply 25July 14, 2020 3:28 AM

John Hamm. I just want to see how big that thing really is, and is it an attractive piece, of just big and ugly.

by Anonymousreply 26July 14, 2020 3:29 AM

Robert Downey jr. He's still sexy to me.

by Anonymousreply 31July 14, 2020 3:38 AM

Do you think his dick looks any different in 2020, R32? His nuts might be longer, I guess...

by Anonymousreply 33July 14, 2020 3:44 AM

Melania Trump....oh, never mind.

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by Anonymousreply 38July 14, 2020 3:47 AM

Chris Harrison and Chris Hardwick. At the same time.

by Anonymousreply 40July 14, 2020 3:49 AM

Tammy Cruise. I think he has a vag.

by Anonymousreply 42July 14, 2020 3:51 AM

Leonardo DiCaprio. Just so that I could laugh at his fat ass.

by Anonymousreply 43July 14, 2020 3:51 AM

These two, preferably in a bath house.

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by Anonymousreply 46July 14, 2020 3:55 AM

Jon Hamm. Just so that I could kick him in the balls and get that smug look off his face.

by Anonymousreply 47July 14, 2020 3:55 AM

Another one for Chris Evans.

by Anonymousreply 50July 14, 2020 3:59 AM

Paul Rudd & Peter Krause.

by Anonymousreply 51July 14, 2020 4:00 AM

Chris Cuomo. If I could have any man in the world, it’s Chris Cuomo. The man is perfection.

by Anonymousreply 53July 14, 2020 4:03 AM

Joey Votto is probably the most recognizable baseball player on the Cincinnati Reds.

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by Anonymousreply 55July 14, 2020 4:07 AM

R53 his personality is horrible. His energy is just over the top and he's fucking corny. He also seems inauthentic doing basic things. Ribbing with his brother, male flirting with that queen Lemon and talking to his mom. It doesn't seem playful or jocular more like a performance and he the nervous actor.

by Anonymousreply 56July 14, 2020 4:09 AM

Keanu Reeves. Anytime, anywhere.

by Anonymousreply 58July 14, 2020 4:10 AM

Mike Marza (reporter)

CeFaan Kim (reporter)

Josh Einiger (reporter)

I think it's interesting that so many of us list newsmen. Guess there's something really sexy about them.

by Anonymousreply 62July 14, 2020 4:20 AM

R66, why? Is he good? Is he positive?

by Anonymousreply 67July 14, 2020 4:52 AM

R5 Yup, for sure. I wanna see that tight bod, with all those muscles and that big fat juicy Italian sausage swinging in the wind.

by Anonymousreply 68July 14, 2020 5:04 AM

Duncan Sheik in his prime.

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by Anonymousreply 69July 14, 2020 5:44 AM

The guy from that shitty Early Edition show back in the day.

Ex-Laker Sasha Vujacic

Sasha Mitchell

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by Anonymousreply 70July 14, 2020 5:48 AM

David Corenswet (ass and cock)

David Archuleta (I have an ongoing bet as to whether he has a furry crack or not and I want my money)

by Anonymousreply 71July 14, 2020 5:57 AM

Andy Cohen, rear view. No kidding, I find him hot. So ban me.

by Anonymousreply 73July 14, 2020 6:42 AM

^^^ Well, if it was the rear view, maybe that means he's walking away. So there's that.

by Anonymousreply 74July 14, 2020 7:19 AM

R4, I don't care what anybody else says around here, it never gets old!! lolol

by Anonymousreply 75July 14, 2020 7:23 AM

Crown Prince Pavlos of Greece

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by Anonymousreply 76July 14, 2020 7:40 AM

Those Johnny Mathis Playgirl photos he took, thenbought back and put in his safe from years ago.

by Anonymousreply 77July 14, 2020 7:42 AM

Beto O'Rourke in all his big, low-hanging glory.

by Anonymousreply 79July 14, 2020 7:46 AM

Julian Morris

Jake Gyllenhaal

Topher Grace (Someone on DL said he's got a big one, but it's more because he's still one of the cutest people alive today.)

And by naked, I'm talking about full frontal, none of this ass-only shit. That's one of the biggest disappointments about DL, this settling for just ass.

by Anonymousreply 80July 14, 2020 7:56 AM

R80, I'll make one of your wishes come true. This is Julian Morris:

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by Anonymousreply 81July 14, 2020 7:58 AM

Thank you, r81.

I'd like to see some still photos, too, like the recent B&W ones in which he's naked, in which we can see his dong in an unblurred manner.

Again, thank you.

by Anonymousreply 82July 14, 2020 8:04 AM

Another vote for Matt Gutman.

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by Anonymousreply 83July 14, 2020 8:04 AM

I want to see Gronk's donk.

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by Anonymousreply 84July 14, 2020 8:08 AM

If Jon Ossoff were to bare his schlong (and the rest of him), would it negatively affect his chances of getting elected?

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by Anonymousreply 85July 14, 2020 8:08 AM

Brazilian Indy 500 winner Helio Castroneves.

by Anonymousreply 87July 14, 2020 9:25 AM

I wonder if Matt Gutman had a momentary slip from his waist, or if he walked around like that all day.

by Anonymousreply 88July 14, 2020 9:28 AM

The romo guy from abc 13 please

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by Anonymousreply 91July 14, 2020 1:36 PM

R23, I had never heard of David Lancaster. If this is who you mean, I'd love to see him naked, too.

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by Anonymousreply 92July 14, 2020 1:48 PM

Another vote for Derek Hough.

by Anonymousreply 93July 14, 2020 1:49 PM

My next door neighbor's best friend who visits her all the time and has, without a doubt, one of the best asses I've ever seen. I would love to see it (and the rest of him) naked.

by Anonymousreply 96July 14, 2020 1:58 PM

Paul Rudd

John Legend

Morgan Chetsky

(and make fun all you want) Armie Hammer

by Anonymousreply 97July 14, 2020 2:17 PM

R98, it’s a glorious sight. He’s a tripod.

by Anonymousreply 99July 14, 2020 2:19 PM

R100 - he came pretty close here . . .

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by Anonymousreply 101July 14, 2020 2:25 PM

Bryan Brown c. 1983

Aidan Turner: Poldark

Tom Brittney: Grantchester

Tom Bateman: Beecham House

Leo Suter: Beecham House

Chris Robshaw: English rugby player

David Pocock: Australian rugby player

Larry Fitzgerald: Arizona Cardinals

Travis Kelce: Kansas City Chiefs

Sam Simmonds: English rugby player

Chadwick Boseman: Black Panther

Dak Prescott: Dallas Cowboys

Craig Melvin: Today Show...his voice gets me hard!

Jordy Nelson: retired NFL player

Danny Care: English rugby player

Nick Schifrin: PBS NewsHour

William Brangham PBS NewsHour...God Help Me! I want tp do nasty things with him.

by Anonymousreply 103July 14, 2020 3:36 PM

R88, looks to me like the kid's toe caught his trunks and did the pull down.

As for Julian Morris, he's letting so much hang out, and plainly getting off on it, that he's on the verge of auditioning for the Aaron Schock Story. That plane is definitely circling the airport it won't be much longer now.

by Anonymousreply 105July 14, 2020 3:42 PM

As for Sunday night on PBS, Shaun Evans is whose dong I'd most like to look at.

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by Anonymousreply 106July 14, 2020 3:51 PM

I would looooove to get Jonathan Swan nekkid.

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by Anonymousreply 107July 14, 2020 3:56 PM

Another for Jimmy Garoppllo

by Anonymousreply 108July 14, 2020 4:06 PM

Ditto for Gronk.

Beyond the obvious fantasies about his huge cock, he's like the spirit of an easily distracted puppy trapped in a human body; he just seems like he'd be so much fun to wrestle around with and play before, y'know, his cock is wedged deep down my throat.

by Anonymousreply 109July 14, 2020 4:15 PM

Justin Trudeau - I want to taste his foreskin

by Anonymousreply 111July 14, 2020 4:30 PM

[quote] R98, it’s a glorious sight. He’s a tripod.

Yes. His body is shaped like a tripod reminiscent of Maris Crane from Frasier.

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by Anonymousreply 112July 14, 2020 4:35 PM

Ari Melber and he must have an erection.

by Anonymousreply 113July 14, 2020 4:45 PM

Can I touch also, or only see?

by Anonymousreply 115July 14, 2020 4:59 PM

Can I touch also, or only see?

by Anonymousreply 116July 14, 2020 4:59 PM

Mary r46 has excellent taste!

by Anonymousreply 117July 14, 2020 5:15 PM

Mo Rocca, to confirm his rumored huge endowment

by Anonymousreply 118July 14, 2020 5:18 PM

Here you go, boys. I know you're all after a little Hogan Gidley action.

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by Anonymousreply 120July 14, 2020 5:27 PM

R120 So THAT's where he gets his ratty wigs from!

by Anonymousreply 122July 14, 2020 5:28 PM

Jake Gyllenhaal, Eric Swalwell, Julian Edelman

by Anonymousreply 124July 14, 2020 5:39 PM

R120 Hogan Gidley from the neck down please. This is why they invented paper bags to be head size.

by Anonymousreply 126July 14, 2020 5:55 PM

Diedre Hall apparently thinks it is her.

by Anonymousreply 127July 14, 2020 5:56 PM

You bitches are doing this all wrong. I wanna have pictures of Mitch McConnell and other hideous Republicans naked so I can paste them on my fridge and the minute I go eat something, it makes me so nauseous that I end up losing those COVID pounds. No gym required.

by Anonymousreply 128July 14, 2020 6:04 PM

I'm nauseous just thinking about it.

by Anonymousreply 129July 14, 2020 6:07 PM

121 Saw him. Can confirm he’s delicious

by Anonymousreply 130July 14, 2020 6:23 PM

For R128, I present Mitch McConnell nekkid....

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by Anonymousreply 132July 14, 2020 6:26 PM

Beto. You know he’s packing an anaconda in his pants.

by Anonymousreply 133July 14, 2020 6:27 PM

Aaron Sch.....wait, nevermind

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by Anonymousreply 134July 14, 2020 6:29 PM

R56 he does seem stilted and forced trying to be down to earth everyman because the ego shines through too much. And a man with veneers yeah no. And yes both his delivery and verbage is such an eye roll.

by Anonymousreply 135July 14, 2020 6:33 PM

[quote]Aaron Sch.....wait, nevermind

I think we can all agree, based on the abundant photos in the pubic/public realm, Cockgobbler is overdue for a colonoscopy.

by Anonymousreply 136July 14, 2020 6:37 PM

[quote] I think we can all agree, based on the abundant photos in the pubic/public realm, Cockgobbler is overdue for a colonoscopy.

Or he at least needs some soap and washcloth scrubbin' for that dirty ass of his.

by Anonymousreply 138July 14, 2020 6:43 PM

Patrick Mahomes of the KC Chiefs

by Anonymousreply 139July 14, 2020 6:56 PM

I refuse to believe Travis Kelce is 100% straight. The fur coats, diamond earrings and bi sex addict vibe he exudes make me think he's at very least experimented. I find him sexy

by Anonymousreply 142July 14, 2020 7:26 PM

These two, please and thank you.

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by Anonymousreply 144July 14, 2020 7:34 PM

Ryan Secrest, there I said it.

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by Anonymousreply 145July 14, 2020 7:41 PM

Timmy Tebow even though I'm sure it is smallish.

by Anonymousreply 146July 14, 2020 8:24 PM

Richard Trumka, President of the AFL-CIO. Hubba hubba.

Actor John Amos. I feel I'm not alone with this particular entry.

Gerrit Badenhorst, World's Strongest Man competitor.

by Anonymousreply 147July 14, 2020 8:34 PM

Mercedes McCambridge- All The Kings Men. She was just a terrible actress.

by Anonymousreply 150July 14, 2020 9:04 PM

Garrett Clayton spread eagled on a bed, waiting to get his hole eaten out.

I'd like to see Chris Pine and James Wolk in similar positions.

by Anonymousreply 151July 14, 2020 9:10 PM

Brett Giroir - the doctor/admiral on the coronavirus team with Dr Fauci. He's Louisiana Cajun, almost looks albino with that white hair and pink face. Harvard educated. I want to see if he has any body hair and if his bush is as white as hair.

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by Anonymousreply 153July 14, 2020 9:38 PM

I want to see Matt Gutman's naked ass just once before I die. I would give five years of my life to fuck that ass. (The last five years, of course). I bet I could make that boy cry real tears.

by Anonymousreply 154July 14, 2020 9:44 PM

A second vote for Aaron Tveit.

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by Anonymousreply 156July 14, 2020 10:25 PM

R154: I would cut an arm just to see his ass.

by Anonymousreply 157July 14, 2020 10:48 PM

What is that from R156. I have a huge crush on him since I saw him almost nude on Broadway.

by Anonymousreply 158July 14, 2020 11:00 PM

Anderson Cooper, Ali Velshi, Don Lemon, Chris Cuomo

by Anonymousreply 160July 14, 2020 11:09 PM

TJ Holmes

That news anchot hunk of brown sugar

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by Anonymousreply 161July 14, 2020 11:12 PM

Joe Biden, Pete Buttigieg

by Anonymousreply 164July 14, 2020 11:14 PM

Luke Rockhold, Seth Rollins

by Anonymousreply 165July 14, 2020 11:15 PM

R161 that is a handsome man. So much hotter than Miss Lime

by Anonymousreply 166July 14, 2020 11:15 PM

Mitch McConnell. (I'm kidding)

by Anonymousreply 167July 14, 2020 11:17 PM

r158 I believe it is from Graceland, the series he did on USA.

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by Anonymousreply 172July 15, 2020 1:30 AM

I would like to see all of the Trump family (except Barron and Tiffany), fat Bill Barr, Miss Lindsey, Mitch McTurtle, and the rest of these traitors/criminals/grifters naked as they're marched down the streets of DC in a Walk of Shame.

We the peasants will get to yell obscenities at them and throw bags of rotten food/bags of shit/other gross stuff as they walk, naked and disgraced.

It will be a healing moment for 75% of our country.

by Anonymousreply 173July 15, 2020 1:55 AM

Nick Foles. They say his cock is scarily big.

by Anonymousreply 174July 15, 2020 1:59 AM

[quote] Al Lewis

You mean Grandpa Munster? You are a strange bird.

by Anonymousreply 176July 15, 2020 2:40 AM

R132 - that poor turtle did not deserve that comparison.

by Anonymousreply 177July 15, 2020 2:49 AM

Cutting the Playmate hotel room number in Catch Me If You Can was one of so many ways they ruined the show on its way to Broadway. Aaron spent more than half of it in just some 60s style cut boxers, showing off his ripped bod.

by Anonymousreply 179July 15, 2020 2:54 AM

Yikes! A lot of responses have disappeared:

[R160], [R161], [R164], [R170]

by Anonymousreply 180July 15, 2020 3:15 AM

Peter Gallagher from the eighties.

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by Anonymousreply 181July 15, 2020 3:54 AM

Wasn’t Peter Gallagher naked in that ‘80s movie with Daryl Hannah — Summer Lovers?

by Anonymousreply 182July 15, 2020 3:56 AM

R147, you are most correct.

John Amos in those cords nearly drove my adolescent self insane.

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by Anonymousreply 183July 15, 2020 3:58 AM

Peter Gallagher went frontally nude and presented hole at his peak.

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by Anonymousreply 184July 15, 2020 4:00 AM

Dean Norris.

I like a bear build, but I want the entire bear.

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by Anonymousreply 186July 15, 2020 4:12 AM

My blond French dentist. He's tall, skinny and has a deep voice and beautiful eyes.

by Anonymousreply 187July 15, 2020 4:15 AM

R174 ah yes, Big Dick Nick.

He's kinda potato faced. But who would be looking at the face?

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by Anonymousreply 188July 15, 2020 4:25 AM

I'd love to see Stephen Colbert naked.

by Anonymousreply 190July 15, 2020 4:43 AM

Ari Melber. Pete Buttigieg.

by Anonymousreply 195July 15, 2020 10:07 AM

My husband...SIGH. We used to do it all the time.

by Anonymousreply 196July 15, 2020 10:15 AM

R191 I saw Tom's dick when he did the show The little Dog Laughed. No big whoop, no big whoop at all.

by Anonymousreply 197July 15, 2020 11:23 AM

[quote]Thomas Roberts

This will probably be as close as you're gonna get . . .

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by Anonymousreply 199July 15, 2020 3:42 PM

(R-19) Jake MacDorman had dick pics and a jackoff video on the net for awhile. They were eventually pulled but luckily the net does not forget.

by Anonymousreply 202July 15, 2020 4:06 PM

(R-199) Thomas Roberts had an ass and a cock pic (I recall) taken when he was anchor in Atlanta. You can't see his face but the windows and wallpaper matched an article from an Atlanta home magazine.

by Anonymousreply 203July 15, 2020 4:09 PM

R202, to reference an earlier reply, just type r and the post number, no spaces, and the forum software does the rest.

by Anonymousreply 204July 15, 2020 4:10 PM

Old news, I know, but I'd like to finally see Ben Affleck and Matt Damon naked and facing each other. Here's hoping they've kept their bush all this time.

by Anonymousreply 205July 15, 2020 4:11 PM

r199: Something about Miss Roberts just says: tinymeat!

by Anonymousreply 206July 15, 2020 4:31 PM

R202 You young people are so clever

by Anonymousreply 207July 15, 2020 5:58 PM

R204 God -I am truly hopeless with software. Thanks

by Anonymousreply 208July 15, 2020 6:00 PM

Jesse Palmer! And I would like him to make me breakfast in bed.

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by Anonymousreply 216July 16, 2020 1:36 AM

R47 Two enormous schnozzes.

by Anonymousreply 217July 16, 2020 1:53 AM

Another vote for Peter Alexander (NBC News). I think he's so fucking hot.

by Anonymousreply 219July 16, 2020 5:18 AM

Chris Evans and Roman Reigns

by Anonymousreply 220July 16, 2020 7:47 AM

Willie Geist, NBC Sunday Today Show

Carson Daley

Sidney Crosby - Pittsburgh Penguins

Patrick Sharpe, former Chicago Blackhawk, one of most beautiful Chicago people issue cover boy of Chicago Magazine ten years ago... now NBC/NBC Sports Network hockey studio intermission analyst

by Anonymousreply 221July 16, 2020 9:15 AM

Naked naked or present hole naked?

by Anonymousreply 223July 16, 2020 10:08 AM

Carson Daly is disgusting. PLEASE just keep that one clothed. At all times.

by Anonymousreply 225July 16, 2020 1:36 PM

Matt Bomer. He has shown his ass a few times on film but no dick. Doubt he would. Some people have said on twitter they saw a glimpse of him when he did Boys in the Band on broadway. I agree with some that think he has a weird veneer about him but he is still so attractive to me.

by Anonymousreply 227July 16, 2020 6:14 PM

Bomer looks like he should be a Ken Doll-style, genital-free zone.

by Anonymousreply 228July 16, 2020 6:16 PM

R228 his bulge in a thong definitely didn't look genital free in Magic Mike.

by Anonymousreply 229July 16, 2020 6:18 PM

R226 do you mean showing his dick? Cause he too has shown his ass in that Versace show. I assume when people post actors who have shown ass that they want further nudity.

by Anonymousreply 230July 16, 2020 6:23 PM

When most people say they want to see someone naked, r230, they're talking dick. Only on assophile Datalounge is ass-only an acceptable version of naketude.

by Anonymousreply 231July 16, 2020 6:26 PM

The cast of The Avengers:

Hemsworth Hiddleston Evans Downey, Jr.

by Anonymousreply 232July 16, 2020 6:28 PM

R231 true. I wish more actors in the US were comfortable with full frontal though maybe some that haven't done it are ok with it. Definitely other factors exist like the kind of projects they get or what directors/producers want for the scene.

by Anonymousreply 233July 16, 2020 6:31 PM

Yes R230 I was referring to a full frontal . Don’t get me wrong - the shots of his ass in Versace were great and I could bury my face in there for days.

by Anonymousreply 234July 16, 2020 6:38 PM

Just for morbid curiosity's sake....

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by Anonymousreply 238July 17, 2020 12:31 AM

Alan Dershowitz. He goes to the same nude beach but I have never been there at the same time. I want to confirm if he is hung like a stallion or a frito corn chip.

by Anonymousreply 239July 17, 2020 12:39 AM

(R238) (R239) there's not enough booze in the world. For me to see those crypt keepers.🤮🤮🤮

by Anonymousreply 240July 17, 2020 5:39 AM

Brian Williams. I remember seeing him approaching me as he walked down the street in midtown Manhattan a few years ago and it looked as if he was smuggling a kielbasa in his khakis.

by Anonymousreply 241July 17, 2020 6:10 AM

R239. To which nude beach to you go? I go to Black's Beach in San Diego.

by Anonymousreply 242July 17, 2020 12:18 PM

Dershie and his giant salami usually hangs at the nude beach in Martha's Vineyard.

by Anonymousreply 243July 17, 2020 1:37 PM

R241 yes.....he's rumored to have a huge one.

Terrible newsman, but a fine piece of daddy ass with an all day sucker.

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by Anonymousreply 245July 17, 2020 4:40 PM

Is Black's Beach still a thing? In the early early days of the inter webs I used to go to a personal site of a really sexy guy who used to go to Black's all the time. That was all he posted. Him at blacks. He was hot. He'd be seventy or more now. I literally used a dial up modem it was so long ago.

by Anonymousreply 246July 17, 2020 4:44 PM

Former first lady Laura Bush.

by Anonymousreply 247July 17, 2020 4:52 PM

Blacks Beach had a cruising area. Some celebrity who lived near there complained to the police about seeing men having anonymous sexual encounters practically right underneath his window. Was it Fred MacMurray maybe?

by Anonymousreply 248July 17, 2020 5:00 PM

Harrison Ford, in his forties. When he was smoking hot.

by Anonymousreply 249July 17, 2020 5:01 PM

Fred was said to be horse-hung, Miss r248!

Is there verificatia?

by Anonymousreply 250July 17, 2020 5:12 PM

]quote]I saw Tom's dick when he did the show The little Dog Laughed. No big whoop, no big whoop at all.

Unless Tom Everett Scott was at front of stage with a raging hard-on, which we know he wasn't, you have no idea how big a whoop he has. You merely saw average flaccid penis.

by Anonymousreply 251July 17, 2020 5:23 PM

I pull the skin of my ball sack over my pepe and tape it below my navel. It looks like a pussy with plump vulva sides. My pepe becomes a covered clit. Some menz love it during foreplay.

by Anonymousreply 252July 17, 2020 5:39 PM

Mark Grossman (Adam, Y&R)

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by Anonymousreply 253July 17, 2020 9:37 PM

Alex Turner from the Arctic Monkeys

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by Anonymousreply 255July 17, 2020 9:39 PM

Mrs. Alan Dershowitz....never even saw her face uncovered.

by Anonymousreply 257July 17, 2020 9:42 PM

Howie Long during his playing days.

by Anonymousreply 258July 17, 2020 9:44 PM

Has anyone mentioned Jake today?

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by Anonymousreply 259July 17, 2020 9:48 PM

Ross Lynch without the towel.

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by Anonymousreply 262July 17, 2020 11:38 PM

I love to see djt coming out of a shower: the morbid obesity, the pink white skin, the probable tiny dick, the makeup less face and hair before it has been sprayed and styled.

by Anonymousreply 265July 18, 2020 1:03 AM

R73 Gurl, you are not well.

by Anonymousreply 266July 18, 2020 1:06 AM

Are her titys fake, at r38? They look like 200cc silicone implants.

by Anonymousreply 268July 18, 2020 2:53 AM

I've had him r73. It was fun.

by Anonymousreply 269July 18, 2020 3:03 AM

R269 Are you fuck’n kidding me? That tired old bossy bitchy queen. Did he even cum.

by Anonymousreply 270July 18, 2020 3:09 AM

Tom Daley, Jack Laugher, Tom Holland

by Anonymousreply 271July 18, 2020 3:17 AM

My 20 year old self, again.

Second choice: Craig. Daniel Craig.

by Anonymousreply 273July 18, 2020 3:18 AM

Peter Navarro is a hot old man. Let's get him nekkid!

by Anonymousreply 274July 18, 2020 3:19 AM

Ferdinand Kingsley is delicious. Strip him, boys.

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by Anonymousreply 279July 18, 2020 4:14 AM

Jimmy Garoppolo

Henry Cavill

And the two I'll probably catch hell for, from MSNBC:

Steve Kornacki

Chris Hayes

by Anonymousreply 282July 18, 2020 7:50 AM

Barack. Michelle is so lucky.

by Anonymousreply 284July 18, 2020 9:32 AM

DL fave Boris Sanchez. Ughh daddy, devour me!

by Anonymousreply 285July 18, 2020 3:05 PM

Bradley James, I can't believe no one has said him, considering all the threads there have been about him on DL.

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by Anonymousreply 286July 21, 2020 11:55 PM

R246. Yes, nude Black's Beach in San Diego is still a thing.

R248. There is no way that anyone can see people having sex from their house windows. Black's Beach in San Diego is actually part of a long state beach connected to Torrey Pines State Beach. To get to Black's you have to climb down a very tall and sometimes steep cliff. There are no houses that directly look down on the beach. The beach is also far off the street so you can't see it from the street. There is just a big dirt parking area and the cliffs that lead to the beach. There is a sort of a somewhat undefined straight section (south end of the beach) and gay section (north end). There used to be more sex happening 20-30 years ago--but you still can't see anyone since it's such a long way down from the cliff to the beach. No sex these days, but it's still nude. Straights used to have sex on the beach if they could be discreet. Gays at the north end would go into the bushes. But the sex is over, and the beach is patrolled with lifeguards and sometimes San Diego police periodically driving the length of the beach. It's a gorgeous beach and a great place to be nude. It's like having a getaway without leaving San Diego County.

Here's a pic to show you how removed the beach is from almost everything. The only thing that is near Black's is the Torrey Pines gold course at the top of the cliffs, but even then very removed it's not like you can just lean over the cliff and look down. Bring water, a little something to eat and sunblock. As you can see when you're there, there is nothing around. It's quite a hike down and even harder going up:

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by Anonymousreply 288July 22, 2020 12:34 AM

R289 Xavier Serrano is gorgeous.

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by Anonymousreply 291July 22, 2020 2:37 AM

Michael Strahan please. I also love the thought of him fucking TJ Holmes begins the scenes. Two beautiful men.

by Anonymousreply 295July 22, 2020 1:04 PM

Jesse Watters. I hate FOX but he is handsome.

by Anonymousreply 298July 22, 2020 11:32 PM

William Holden and Gig Young were two classic examples of beautiful men who ruined their looks through booze.

by Anonymousreply 301July 23, 2020 1:52 AM

The hot IT nerd from work.

by Anonymousreply 304July 23, 2020 3:07 AM

R214, only if it were in the middle of a terminal of a very busy airport. The man is scum. He knew what was going on with that doctor, and he willfully forgets it today. And his support of the racist, sexist, irresponsible imbecile in the White House demands Gym Jordan's humiliation by subjecting him to public exposure!

by Anonymousreply 305July 23, 2020 3:55 PM

Josh Duhamel has posed naked, including dick.

by Anonymousreply 306July 23, 2020 10:45 PM

David Muir, his girlfriend & boyfriend.

by Anonymousreply 311July 24, 2020 1:56 AM

Why won’t Dan Levy let his freak flag fly?

by Anonymousreply 312July 24, 2020 2:48 AM

I don't like him at all. He's awful. But I kinda wanna see Tucker Carlson's ass. I suspect it is quite nice.

by Anonymousreply 313July 24, 2020 2:50 AM

R313: I want to see Jesse Waters’ ass.

by Anonymousreply 315July 24, 2020 2:54 AM

Armie with his ass cheeks spread so i can see his asshole. His erection and his nuts too.

by Anonymousreply 317July 25, 2020 11:18 AM

Aaron Eckhart. I can’t believe he never showed his ass.

by Anonymousreply 318July 26, 2020 2:37 PM

Eckhart has a flat, lifeless butt.

by Anonymousreply 319July 26, 2020 4:10 PM

[quote]Eckhart has a flat, lifeless butt.

Inject it with the Seed of Life, R319.

by Anonymousreply 320July 26, 2020 4:28 PM

[quote]Armie with his ass cheeks spread so i can see his asshole. His erection and his nuts too.

Can you be more specific R317?

by Anonymousreply 321July 26, 2020 5:11 PM

R322 hes plenty naked as Grey and he even did a nude photoshoot a few years ago when he did more modeling.

by Anonymousreply 323July 26, 2020 7:25 PM

Zachary Levi. He's adorable.

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by Anonymousreply 324July 26, 2020 8:15 PM

Jamie Dornan and his dong

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by Anonymousreply 325July 26, 2020 8:17 PM

All my male friends. I'm mostly just curious. sometimes it's lust, mainly it's just curiosity. Who's big, who's small? Who has a smooth ass? Who is hairy? that's a lot of it.

by Anonymousreply 326July 26, 2020 8:19 PM

Aaron Hernandez when he was alive and at this exact moment.

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by Anonymousreply 327July 26, 2020 8:38 PM

Victor Oquendo ABC news reporter Jake Tappet Van Jones Matt Guttman

So many men, so little time ............

by Anonymousreply 329July 26, 2020 8:47 PM

r65, This is the best I have. And it's not bad. Yes?

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by Anonymousreply 330July 26, 2020 8:54 PM

Henry Cavill. Not even an ass shot in The Witcher. When all you have going for you is your looks, you need to show skin.

by Anonymousreply 333July 26, 2020 9:27 PM

[quote]Aaron Hernandez when he was alive and at this exact moment.

Otherwise known as the moment before he shoots you in the face.

by Anonymousreply 334July 26, 2020 11:30 PM

Robert Gant, twenty years ago.

by Anonymousreply 338July 27, 2020 2:17 AM

General David Petraeus. He was known for being physically fit and having a great body.

by Anonymousreply 339July 27, 2020 5:28 AM

Pete Buttigieg

Just for the curiosity.

Few pics of him in casual attire, and none shirtless I've seen.

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by Anonymousreply 340July 28, 2020 1:53 AM

Gah! The word "homely" could have been coined just for Buttigieg.

Had Miss God just massaged the features a bit, Buttigieg could have come out smoking hot like Peter Strzok. Strzok seems very likely to have spring too tightly wound, but he's still a hot fucker.

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by Anonymousreply 342July 28, 2020 3:26 PM

Somehow, I knew, perhaps because this is DataLounge, that r342 would post a pic of someone even less attractive than Mayor Pete.

by Anonymousreply 343July 28, 2020 3:40 PM

R342's pic looks like someone's shady accountant who made off with all their earnings.

by Anonymousreply 344July 28, 2020 3:45 PM

Whoever he is, he’s nasty looking.

by Anonymousreply 345July 28, 2020 3:55 PM

You must be smoking something, r346, because the guy in r342 is smoking NOT!

by Anonymousreply 347July 28, 2020 4:12 PM

The heart wants what the heart wants, R347. The dick does, too.

by Anonymousreply 348July 28, 2020 4:29 PM

Alan Dershowitz. Nobody seems to concur with me. I hear he has a long dong dong and he must look like a troll doll naked. I always loved my troll doll as a kid and would take him into the bath with me!

by Anonymousreply 349July 28, 2020 7:37 PM

Ryan the web auto journalist from Consumer Reports. His last name is Polish and I can’t spell it, but he is cute.

by Anonymousreply 350July 28, 2020 8:38 PM

Pszczolkowski.

I once worked with a man with a similar looking name. (Who would know for sure, but another Pole?)

He pronounced it Pizz-a-kowski.

by Anonymousreply 351July 28, 2020 8:55 PM

Yes he is...adorkable and sexy with a voice to match.

by Anonymousreply 353July 28, 2020 11:50 PM

Right. You're interested in his voice. I can see you asking him to read you the poems of Emily Dickinson all... night... long.

by Anonymousreply 354July 28, 2020 11:52 PM

He has a nice ass too. Lately he's been wearing a bit of a scruffy beard, which makes him look even hotter.

by Anonymousreply 355July 29, 2020 12:58 AM

R356, depends. I don’t think that CONSUMER REPORTS pays all that much...everyone has a price, right?

by Anonymousreply 358July 29, 2020 1:29 AM

The cute Vet from Schitt's Creek

by Anonymousreply 359July 29, 2020 1:13 PM

R363, I love him, too. He's shirtless in his Instagram.

by Anonymousreply 364August 2, 2020 2:01 AM

Trevor Noah. I enjoy watching him working from home, more than the other talk show hosts.

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by Anonymousreply 365August 2, 2020 2:26 AM

Trump. I could use a good laugh.

by Anonymousreply 366August 2, 2020 3:57 AM

Jimmy Kimmel. I think he's hot.

I know he's old. But I'm older. So it all works out.

by Anonymousreply 367August 2, 2020 4:01 AM

R365 Trevor is a cute fella. Would love to see him naked.

by Anonymousreply 368August 2, 2020 8:20 AM

Kevin Costner. Hot daddy.

by Anonymousreply 370August 2, 2020 8:39 AM

Harrison Ford between the ages of 35-50.

by Anonymousreply 373August 2, 2020 7:12 PM

Jason Patrick from 1994. Jason Statham from about the same time

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by Anonymousreply 374August 3, 2020 3:08 AM

Nice R375! They can wrestle naked and then pretend to strangle each other.

by Anonymousreply 376August 3, 2020 12:45 PM

ESPN announcer and "Holey Moley" host Joe Tessitore. He needs to be dropped into the water by season's end.

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by Anonymousreply 378August 4, 2020 3:02 AM

Boomer Esiason back in his hay day.

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by Anonymousreply 380August 4, 2020 3:13 AM

Josh Hartnett -- I've only seen a photo still of his ass from far away. Hardly counts.

by Anonymousreply 381August 4, 2020 3:15 AM

Alan Dershowitz is so cute naked!

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by Anonymousreply 383August 5, 2020 5:38 PM

Is Dr. Mike Henson on tv?

by Anonymousreply 385August 5, 2020 6:04 PM

R6 made me spit out my iced tea

by Anonymousreply 386August 5, 2020 6:51 PM

Matt the service advisor from the dealership where I take my car

by Anonymousreply 387August 5, 2020 7:14 PM

^ Love that! It's nice whenever you get the "bonus handsome" when doing day-to-day things like running errands.

by Anonymousreply 388August 5, 2020 7:27 PM

My preference would be to see many of these guys naked in the gym shower or at a gay bathhouse. But it would turn me on to see them with their cocks out so I could clearly look at their dicks pissing beside me at the urinal...with no goddamn urinal dividers. I hate those fucking things.

by Anonymousreply 389August 5, 2020 7:44 PM

I thought it was "heyday", R380.

by Anonymousreply 390August 6, 2020 3:53 PM

Dave Salmoni when he was younger.

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by Anonymousreply 391August 6, 2020 4:01 PM

R391, Didn't Chelsea Handler say that he was good in bed?

by Anonymousreply 394August 6, 2020 4:18 PM

I hadn't heard that, R394. Good to know. I loved watching Salmoni when he would do segments on late night talk shows. Too bad I can't find a good quality, full-sized photo of him shirtless.

by Anonymousreply 395August 6, 2020 4:44 PM

Shit r97, I'm with ya on all of those including Armie Hammer. Some months back, I in line right behind him at Amy's bread at 47th and 9th Avenue in Hell's Kitchen. After I left to walk back uptown, I ended up next to him at a street crossing waiting for the light, so I got a good look at him. He's very, very attractive. I don't understand all the Armie hate on here.

by Anonymousreply 397August 8, 2020 5:39 AM

R397 Why the hell didn't you hit on him? If I saw a hot celebrity in person I'd at least try. You'll never get the chance to again and the worst case scenario is they turn you down.

by Anonymousreply 398August 8, 2020 5:42 AM

Henry Cavill because he’s gorgeous. Sam Heughan, he’s so tall.

by Anonymousreply 399August 8, 2020 6:17 AM

Chris Evans Chris Hemsworth Chris Pratt & JAZZ Jennings

by Anonymousreply 400August 8, 2020 7:02 AM

This kid. I think he's hot as hell. Hot and funny.

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by Anonymousreply 402August 8, 2020 1:01 PM

[quote]Chris Evans Chris Hemsworth Chris Pratt & JAZZ Jennings.

I agree with Crisp Rat, but would add Chrispine.

by Anonymousreply 404August 8, 2020 6:27 PM

Nick the customer service rep at the tire place where I bring my car.

by Anonymousreply 405August 8, 2020 7:04 PM

R165 Seth Rollins has frontal nudes out there.

by Anonymousreply 406August 8, 2020 8:52 PM

Joel McHale, and I'd bet he would be assertive about it, like swinging his dick around or spreading his legs with a full hard-on between them.

by Anonymousreply 407August 9, 2020 2:09 AM

Chris Hardwick. He's so fucking hot in those tight tailored suits. Yum!!!

Inside the suit looks pretty good, too.

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by Anonymousreply 408August 9, 2020 3:48 AM

Stephen Colbert is nicely endowed by the look of his bulge. Would love to observe his manhood in the flesh.

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by Anonymousreply 409August 21, 2020 11:07 AM

Another "Honk for the Gronk".

by Anonymousreply 410August 21, 2020 11:09 AM

Im gonna get fuckin slaughtered for this list but fuck it;

Frankie Grande

Randy Rainbow

Johnny Weir

James Charles (theres been an ass pic but I want full frontal)

Butchie Gamble

Ricky Rebel

Timothee Chamalet

Shawn Mendes

Anderson Cooper

Andy Cohen for a change of difference

by Anonymousreply 414September 27, 2020 10:24 AM

R232 for the win. Seconding the choice.

by Anonymousreply 415September 27, 2020 1:03 PM

R413, Eric Decker is one mighty fine male specimen.

by Anonymousreply 416September 27, 2020 1:09 PM

r130, does that mean you [italic]tasted[/italic] Tveitdong?

by Anonymousreply 417September 27, 2020 1:18 PM

Sydney Dance Company ballerino Rhys Kosakowski

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by Anonymousreply 418September 27, 2020 1:35 PM

Yet another vote for Tveitdong.

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by Anonymousreply 421September 27, 2020 2:09 PM

Mark-Paul Gosselaar (from 1993 or now)

by Anonymousreply 422September 27, 2020 4:10 PM

R397 "Shit [R97], I'm with ya on all of those including Armie Hammer. Some months back, I in line right behind him at Amy's bread at 47th and 9th Avenue in Hell's Kitchen. After I left to walk back uptown, I ended up next to him at a street crossing waiting for the light, so I got a good look at him. He's very, very attractive. I don't understand all the Armie hate on here."

Isn't Hell's Kitchen where Timmy grew up? (I'm not a Charmie). How he hangs out (or enables to hang out) his private life all over sm is pretty distasteful. I only liked him for his looks but I'm pretty disenchanted. He seems like such a mess.

by Anonymousreply 425September 27, 2020 4:45 PM

R400 "Chris Evans Chris Hemsworth Chris Pratt & JAZZ Jennings"

Liam Hemsworth. Why doesn't he get any love?

by Anonymousreply 426September 27, 2020 4:48 PM

All the pro sports players in the world. Football, baseball, basketball, soccer, tennis, swimming etc.

by Anonymousreply 427September 27, 2020 4:50 PM

r425 Tim O'Tay grew up in Manhattan Plaza @ 43rd and 9th.

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by Anonymousreply 428September 27, 2020 4:53 PM

What about that third Hemsworth brother - the one no one ever talks about

He looks like he's made up of spare parts from Chris and Liam

Doesn't anyone want to see him naked

by Anonymousreply 431September 27, 2020 7:56 PM

I’m sure he gets love R426, and he’s fine, really, but the immediate comparison to Chris is hard to overcome.

by Anonymousreply 432September 27, 2020 8:03 PM

R432 I still vote for Liam.

by Anonymousreply 434September 27, 2020 8:10 PM

The line of federal martials in Portland. they can keep their boots and helmets on.

by Anonymousreply 435September 27, 2020 8:17 PM

all the hot firemen, men in uniform...

by Anonymousreply 437September 27, 2020 9:54 PM

Here's a little something for those of you yearning to see Chris Christie in the nude

*Keep in mind he was much thinner here - this was after his failed stomach stapling surgery - he's much more full-figured now for those of you into that

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by Anonymousreply 438September 28, 2020 1:26 AM

The best you could come up with is 50-something Gavin Newsom?

by Anonymousreply 439September 28, 2020 1:27 AM

Every male Olympic athlete from every country. It’s for anthropology studies. I need to evaluate every single one of them naked and compare. I’m sure a professional journal will want this...

by Anonymousreply 440September 28, 2020 2:01 AM

I suggest starting with Pita Taufatofua of Tonga. Summer and Winter Olympian, well-oiled flag bearer during both Opening Ceremonies.

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by Anonymousreply 441September 29, 2020 3:50 AM

I'd like to see a good-looking Pacific islander naked. Definitely him.

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by Anonymousreply 442September 29, 2020 3:52 AM

^ Oh dear, he's got the radiation symbol painted on his breast.

by Anonymousreply 444September 29, 2020 4:31 AM

[quote]Oh dear, he's got the radiation symbol painted on his breast.

At least it doesn't say "turkey sandwich" in Chinese characters.

by Anonymousreply 445September 29, 2020 11:41 PM

OP, you should have said Donald Trump, Jr. Much hotter!

by Anonymousreply 446September 30, 2020 12:13 AM

Several of my male friends and co-workers.

by Anonymousreply 447October 2, 2020 4:12 PM

R447 and there is a whole thread about seeing co workers naked. Maybe you can get some tips.

by Anonymousreply 448October 2, 2020 4:15 PM

Dr. Brett Giroir. He's the blond/platinum guy in the Admiral's uniform in Pence's corona testing gang. I want to see his bush and size of his cock. Cajun roots but almost looks albino.

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by Anonymousreply 449October 2, 2020 4:23 PM

You have horrific taste, R449. Do you not have good looking people where you live?

by Anonymousreply 450October 2, 2020 4:34 PM

Kit Harrington, full frontal. Preferably in an extremely graphic sex scene. We already know the ass is to die for.

by Anonymousreply 451October 2, 2020 7:37 PM

Ari Melber. I'd comb through all that hair he supposedly has.

by Anonymousreply 452October 3, 2020 2:10 AM

Back in the day, Kent McCord. At eight years old, my eyes were affixed to him while watching Adam-12. I didn't even know what grown men looked like naked. If I only knew McCord grew the results of puberty, I may not have been able to contain myself.

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by Anonymousreply 453October 3, 2020 2:18 AM

R453, Elder gays will remember Kent as one of Ricky Nelson's fraternity brothers on "Ozzie and Harriet" and he was billed by his birth name, Kent McWhirter.

by Anonymousreply 454October 3, 2020 2:41 AM

Him. At his peak, before his, uh, descent.

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by Anonymousreply 455October 3, 2020 2:45 AM

JFK Jr.’s bush must have been huge.

by Anonymousreply 456October 3, 2020 5:54 AM

[quote]You have horrific taste, [R449]. Do you not have good looking people where you live?

Dude looks like Larry White from Bewitched. Hard pass.

by Anonymousreply 457October 4, 2020 1:53 AM

OP, if you're talking about a photo... I don't care.

If you're talking about up close and personally seeing someone naked, I'd take Andrew Rannells and Tuc Watson.

by Anonymousreply 459October 4, 2020 3:11 PM

R459- how lucky is Andrew that he gets to have Tuc sit on his face? What a dream.

by Anonymousreply 460October 4, 2020 7:27 PM

Two of these sexy british guys, Daniel Craig and jason Isaacs

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by Anonymousreply 463October 4, 2020 8:10 PM

Daniel craig's nude bits are already on the internet. it's been posted on DL (years ago). I saw it and wasn't impressed. average sized.

by Anonymousreply 464October 4, 2020 8:53 PM

The guy I saw on the beach last week. I'm thinking of his tan lines.

by Anonymousreply 465October 4, 2020 9:47 PM

Carson Wentz. He has the tightest body.

by Anonymousreply 466October 5, 2020 11:38 AM

Carson Wentz is a big-time butter face.

by Anonymousreply 467October 5, 2020 12:54 PM

If Chrissy Metz married Carson Wentz, she'd be Chrissy Metz Wentz.

by Anonymousreply 468October 5, 2020 3:00 PM

NFL players: Dak Prescott, Daniel Jones, Sam Darnold, Odell Beckham Jr., Larry Fitzgerald, Greg Olsen, Christian McCaffrey, Jimmy Garoppolo, Carson Wentz,, Zach Ertz, Nick and Joey Bosa.

The Newshour's William Brangham, The Today Show's Craig Melvin...two NBC reporters who are very good looking guys (cannot recall their names)

All the guys I pass as I jog early in the morning.They keep me going that extra mile!

by Anonymousreply 469October 5, 2020 3:30 PM

Another vote for Jimmy Garoppolo. Also all three of his brothers. Preferably together.

by Anonymousreply 470October 5, 2020 3:46 PM

And their dad. Don't forget Dad.

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by Anonymousreply 471October 5, 2020 3:50 PM

Carson Wentz looks like he has a giant horse cock at 6'5

by Anonymousreply 472October 5, 2020 6:43 PM

[quote]If Chrissy Metz married Carson Wentz, she'd be Chrissy Metz Wentz.

And if they had a baby, it would be a shar-pei.

by Anonymousreply 473October 5, 2020 7:21 PM

[quote]If Chrissy Metz married Carson Wentz, she'd be Chrissy Metz Wentz.

And if they had a baby, it would be a shar-pei.

by Anonymousreply 474October 5, 2020 7:21 PM

Scott McGiilivray. I want to see length, girth, and feel how good it is when placed deeply inside me.

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by Anonymousreply 476October 9, 2020 4:23 AM

Lucas Bravo (Emily In Paris)

by Anonymousreply 477October 13, 2020 12:03 PM

Tom Brady, Tyler Posey, Darren Chris

by Anonymousreply 479October 13, 2020 12:08 PM

R479 Posey has shown everything but his hole and has an Onlyfans.

by Anonymousreply 481October 13, 2020 12:46 PM

R481 Oooooh...Tell me more

by Anonymousreply 482October 13, 2020 12:52 PM

R482 I can't link the video, but it's on pornhub.

by Anonymousreply 483October 13, 2020 2:44 PM

Fitness model Eric Turner. Nice butt in these pics. Bet it is even nicer in person.

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by Anonymousreply 485October 14, 2020 3:34 PM

I don't know what a Morgan Cheskey is but that is a great photo.

by Anonymousreply 486October 14, 2020 5:09 PM

r487 From the film or the TV series?

I would love to have seen Steve Reeves in the buff.

by Anonymousreply 488October 14, 2020 7:56 PM

Stephen Colbert, to see how big he really is. That bulge of his is such a tease.

by Anonymousreply 491November 5, 2020 9:13 AM

r489 Awfully fine, but merely a candleholder to the true beauty of Steve Reeves. He reminds me of the second tier actors in classic/vintage "sword and sandals" films(sometimes referred to as 'peplum films')

by Anonymousreply 492November 5, 2020 9:23 AM

Love to have seen: Bert Convy, Peter Tomarken, Dick Gautier. You know how I spent days while calling sick from school.

by Anonymousreply 493November 6, 2020 3:24 AM

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