
Aren't she and hubby both gay?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 49 | January 30, 2023 3:56 AM |
I hope they slathered that kid in Zovirax coming out or did a cesarean.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 25, 2023 3:48 AM |
She had a surrogate. I'm glad she didn't make a big fucking deal out of the whole thing. Oh god, Paris, are you getting some class? Say it isn't so!
by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 25, 2023 3:50 AM |
She must have aged out and had to settle for this guy, back in her heyday she would have put her nose up and laughed at him.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 25, 2023 3:51 AM |
The child would be better off raised by wolves. Hopefully he will have a good nanny.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 25, 2023 3:53 AM |
I hope they get a good nanny because there's no way she's going to remember to feed that thing.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 25, 2023 3:53 AM |
The businesswoman and media personality, 41, and husband Carter Reum recently welcomed their first baby together, a son, via surrogate.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 25, 2023 4:15 AM |
I wonder what they'll name it. I'm betting that it turns out to be something surprisingly normal.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 25, 2023 4:27 AM |
[quote] I wonder what they'll name it.
That’sHot Hilton
by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 25, 2023 5:38 AM |
"Aren't she and hubby both gay?"
Last time I checked Gay people have the same reproductive bits as straight people 🙄
by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 25, 2023 7:35 AM |
Oh, r1, aren't you precious! Paris ain't birthed no baby!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 25, 2023 7:44 AM |
The only thing that comes out of Paris' vagine is her coke baby!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | January 25, 2023 8:49 AM |
didn't law enforcement have to investigate potential chihuahua abuse?
carter reum is an anagram for armer rectum
by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 25, 2023 9:01 AM |
[quote]Aren’t she and her husband both gay?
Why ask OP? What difference does it make? Are gays not allowed to have children?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | January 25, 2023 10:24 AM |
There's an extra M in there, R14. "Re: a rectum," maybe? I'm not good at making anagrams.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | January 25, 2023 6:09 PM |
She'll put it in the closet and forget about it.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | January 25, 2023 7:18 PM |
He has a love child he never sees, great father material there.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | January 25, 2023 11:24 PM |
I can picture her feeding it by throwing cereal it at it à la Trudy Wiegel.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 20 | January 25, 2023 11:49 PM |
R17 It’s sooooo last season. 👠
by Anonymous | reply 21 | January 26, 2023 12:29 AM |
Is she somebody one should know of?
by Anonymous | reply 22 | January 26, 2023 12:37 AM |
Poor little baby. He’s just an accessory to her. She’ll get bored and she’ll hand him off to nannies. Then he will become another useless nepo baby.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | January 26, 2023 12:39 AM |
Yeah. A live in nanny will be a must. Or the prop will starve to death,
by Anonymous | reply 24 | January 26, 2023 1:01 AM |
For shame, r22! Paris is the OG Sex Tape star!
by Anonymous | reply 25 | January 26, 2023 4:47 AM |
This thing where famous women are having surrogates carrying their babies for them is like the Handmaidens Tale. Creepy. Especially Kim and Khlie Kardashian
by Anonymous | reply 26 | January 26, 2023 5:50 AM |
r26 and this is why fraus should be banned from civilization until they can separate reality from fiction.. go, go live among your own kind and be free
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 27 | January 26, 2023 6:26 AM |
r26 if you're male but just a twat, this works as well
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 28 | January 26, 2023 6:28 AM |
Isn’t it a surrogate so she doesn’t have to go any work or parenting? She’ll probably leave it in the closet when she travels like her poor dead dogs.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | January 26, 2023 6:31 AM |
Hopefully she'll treat the kid better than her dog
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 30 | January 26, 2023 6:31 AM |
She's my sister from another mister.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | January 26, 2023 6:44 AM |
HOUSE HIPPO, R27!! I love it!
That ad kinda backfired, though, because most Canadian kids of a certain age were convinced that house hippos were real. :|
by Anonymous | reply 32 | January 26, 2023 6:47 AM |
She's not a "Mom", she bought a baby.
Hope the kid makes out better than her string of dead pets.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | January 26, 2023 12:03 PM |
I hope she never kisses it.
Must suck to know you could give your child herpes.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 37 | January 26, 2023 12:25 PM |
Her husband/baby daddy is definitely a coolie sniffer!
by Anonymous | reply 38 | January 26, 2023 12:41 PM |
I wonder if it’s hard for these whores to bond with a baby that came out of someone else’s snatch?
by Anonymous | reply 40 | January 26, 2023 5:39 PM |
The idea of Paris diapering a baby is almost mind-blowing.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | January 26, 2023 5:46 PM |
I see a team for baby. Three nannies, a nurse, and a stylist so baby is always photo-op ready. They'll be likely invisible to the public. Except one of three nannies will be visible so Paris can look like worlds best mom ever, while retaining an iota of believability.
If baby has a fat gene add a (second) chef and trainer to the team.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | January 26, 2023 6:20 PM |
[quote]The idea of Paris diapering a baby is almost mind-blowing.
"Eww, like, how do I make the brown stuff go away?"
by Anonymous | reply 43 | January 26, 2023 6:59 PM |
R40 has never heard of "adoption."
by Anonymous | reply 45 | January 27, 2023 12:03 PM |
Feed it?! I just feed it last week 😒
by Anonymous | reply 46 | January 27, 2023 4:51 PM |
She didn't buy a baby. She used her own eggs. She just rented someone else's uterus for 9 months. I don't think she would raise a baby that's not genetically hers. She seems very selfish.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | January 27, 2023 5:07 PM |
Even Greasy Bear was better than the dude she married. She must have got desperate as she approached 40
by Anonymous | reply 48 | January 30, 2023 3:21 AM |
I doubt hubby is giving it to Paris as well as River Viiperi did.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 49 | January 30, 2023 3:56 AM |
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