
From Crushable.com
Our little Joseph Gordon-Levittâs growing up! One day heâs the shaggy-haired, awkward teenager on 3rd Rock from the Sun, then suddenly heâs wearing impeccable suits, playing a young Bruce Willis, and is the subject of torrid blind items claiming he had a gay affair somewhere in-between.
Thatâs right, Lainey Gossip has been dropping some anvil-sized hints that two up-and-coming members of young Hollywood used to hook up, but were âscared straightâ by their management and had to break up.
Whatâs weird is, she published this particular blind only about six months ago:
Both are acclaimed actors. Oneâs an actor you find super cute. Heâs popular and adorable, like dimples and old fashioned dresses. The otherâs an actor I find super gross. And dramatic. And full of his own sh-t. He fronts like heâs dark. Heâs difficult. The work is often beneath him. The work is often taken away from him because the attitude that it is beneath him is so often intolerable The two had a torrid affair. Which is nothing unusual, of course not. Except that dimples broke up with drama and drama practically had a psychotic break. There was a month-long spiral. A couple of times he came close to really hurting himself. He also threatened to expose them both, though no one is taking that seriously. As a result, his heartbreaker is trying, ignorantly, to go back to the other side of his bisexuality.
Oh No They Didnât compiled evidence from Laineyâs recent posts to make the connection that Dimples is allegedly JGL, and Drama is supposedly Michael Pitt. Last week, Toronto Life reported on Laineyâs annual âSmut Soiree,â where she dropped heavy hints about JGL being the subject of this blind. Add that to her snarky commentary from TIFF a few weeks back where she claimed to observe Michael and Joe talking and Joe trying to get out of the conversation, and you have enough innuendo to support her story.
Of course, I find it highly suspect that Lainey posted and revealed this blind in a six-month span, and that it coincides with JGLâs well-received sci-fi thriller Looper. It just seems like sheâs taking advantage of the timing. (Although it should be noted that right after Lainey published the blind in March, Dlisted cast Jake Gyllenhaal as Dimples and James Franco as Drama.) I canât find any evidence of JGL and Michael spending any time together, though I did come across another gay rumor about Joe from late 2011. According to Jezebel, people thought that Joe was using Scarlett Johansson as his beard, but that rumor never went anywhere.
My point being, letâs just leave JGL alone and let him continue to make beautiful .gifs by dancing on SNL. But if he wanted to check off items on his fame list, heâs certainly moving on up.
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